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Crude Novelty Products

Crazy Novelty Guy offers a large selection of "crude" novelty products. Many of these products are nasty, raunchy, offensive and down right repulsive. This is why we have these tucked away in this special little corner of our website.

If you are weak willed, easily offended, or otherwise have no sense of humor, this section of our website is not for you. Please turn back now!

However, if you want a good laugh and wish to view some of our best-selling unique novelty stickers, magnets and signs, please continue scrolling. 

Viewer discretion is advised! Enjoy!!!

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Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Shit and DieThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Shit and Die, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A .357This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A .357, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And An AK-47This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And An AK-47, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And An AR-15This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And An AR-15, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A .38This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A .38, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Is Rich and Well HungSticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Is Rich and Well Hung, 6" x 3"
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Is Rich and Well Hung, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Watch For Shit Falling Off My CarThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Watch For Shit Falling Off My Car, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Asshole On BoardThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Asshole On Board, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Don't Fuck With Me, I Only Have 3 Bullets LeftThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Don't Fuck With Me, I Only Have 3 Bullets Left, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - All Tits and No SenseThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, All Tits and No Sense, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Keep Your Hands Off My ShitThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Keep Your Hands Off My Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Is A Complete A-HoleThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Is A Complete A-Hole, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A .45This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A .45, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A 9mmThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And A 9mm, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Gas, Grass or Ass, No Free RidesThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Gas, Grass or Ass, No Free Rides, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Is Well HungThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Is Well Hung, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - This Vehicle Stops At All Titty BarsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, This Vehicle Stops At All Titty Bars, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Get Your Own Fucking ToolsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Get Your Own Fucking Tools, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Asshole Driver On BoardThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Asshole Driver On Board, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - All Tits and No BrainsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, All Tits and No Brains, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Truck and I Will Fuck Your WifeThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Truck and I Will Fuck Your Wife, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Does Not Give A Flying FuckThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Does Not Give A Flying Fuck, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Truck and I Will Fuck Your MomThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Truck and I Will Fuck Your Mom, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - All Dick and No BrainsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, All Dick and No Brains, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Dangerously Close To Getting Your Ass KickedThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Dangerously Close To Getting Your Ass Kicked, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Truck and I Will Fuck Your SisterThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Truck and I Will Fuck Your Sister, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Don't Fuck With Me, I Am Out Of AmmoThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Don't Fuck With Me, I Am Out Of Ammo, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - You Are Coming Very Close To An Ass KickingThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, You Are Coming Very Close To An Ass Kicking, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Is Probably HighThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Is Probably High, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - You Are Getting On My Fucking NervesMade In The USA
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, You Are Getting On My Fucking Nerves, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your MomThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your Mom, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Does Not Give A ShitThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Does Not Give A Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - All Dick and No SenseThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, All Dick and No Sense, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - You Are One Step Away From An Ass KickingThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, You Are One Step Away From An Ass Kicking, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - You Are Starting To Piss Me OffThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, You Are Starting To Piss Me Off, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your WifeThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your Wife, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Watch For Shit Falling Off My TruckThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Watch For Shit Falling Off My Truck, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And ShotgunThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Carries A Shitload Of Cash And Shotgun, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Has More Tits Than BrainsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Has More Tits Than Brains, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - I Smoke Weed So I Don't Kill PeopleThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, I Smoke Weed So I Don't Kill People, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Other Car Is Even Bigger Piece Of ShitThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Other Car Is Even Bigger Piece Of Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - I Love Gay PornThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, I Love Gay Porn, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Get Your Own Fucking Tools (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Get Your Own Fucking Tools (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Gas, Grass or Ass, No Free Rides (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Gas, Grass or Ass, No Free Rides (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Bad Ass Motherfucker On Board (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Bad Ass Motherfucker On Board (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Keep Your Hands Off My Shit (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Keep Your Hands Off My Shit (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - I Smoke Weed So I Don't Kill People (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, I Smoke Weed So I Don't Kill People (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49