Your Account Create New Account
Cart (0) Check Out

Crude

Crude Novelty Products

Crazy Novelty Guy offers a large selection of "crude" novelty products. Many of these products are nasty, raunchy, offensive and down right repulsive. This is why we have these tucked away in this special little corner of our website.

If you are weak willed, easily offended, or otherwise have no sense of humor, this section of our website is not for you. Please turn back now!

However, if you want a good laugh and wish to view some of our best-selling unique novelty stickers, magnets and signs, please continue scrolling. 

Viewer discretion is advised! Enjoy!!!

Prank Product Box - Anal Bleaching Kit (10" x 7" x 3")
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Anal Bleaching Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Extra Small Condoms, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Extra Small Condoms, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Herpes Test Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Herpes Test Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Practical Joke DVD - Living With A Micropenis
Fake DVD For Pranks, Living With A Micropenis, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$7.99
Prank Product Box - Penis Pump
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Penis Pump, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Prank Product Box - Budget Blow Up Doll (10" x 7" x 3")
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Budget Blow Up Doll, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Prank Product Box - Manscaping Kit
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Manscaping Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Prank Product Box - Vaginal Wart Cream (10" x 7" x 3")
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Vaginal Wart Cream, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Old School Masturbation Socks Prank Product
Old School Masturbation Socks (Includes Actual Socks), Pranks, Practical Jokes, Revenge, Send Directly To Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$14.99
3-Pack Oval Stickers - Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! (6" x 4")
3-Pack Bumper Stickers, Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him!, 6" x 4"
$7.99
Practical Joke DVD - Granny Fetish
Fake DVD For Pranks, Granny Fetish, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$7.99
Practical Joke DVD - Gerbil Fetish
Fake DVD For Pranks, Gerbil Fetish, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$7.99
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Home Vasectomy Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Home Vasectomy Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Bumper Sticker - Band-Aid - Fuck
Sticker, Bumper Sticker, Band-Aid, Fuck, Covers Scratches, Dents and Dings, 9.5" x 2.75"
$7.49 — Sold Out
Funny Warning Magnets - Set of 8 Prank Magnets (6" x 3" Each)
Magnets, Funny Warning Magnets, Set of 8, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Each
$24.99
Prank Product Box - Clown Pubes (10" x 7" x 3")
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Clown Pubes, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Oval Magnet - Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! (6" x 4")
Magnet, Oval, Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! (Anti Joe Biden), 6" x 4"
$7.49
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, STD Test Results) - 10 Postcards
Prank Postcards (STD Test Results)
$9.99
Guardian Bell - Handful (.75" x 1")
Guardian Bell, Metal, Handful, Breasts, Boobs, Boobies, Motorcycle Rider, Biker, Good Luck Bell, .75" x 1"
$14.99 — Sold Out
Funny Warning Magnet - Driver May Be Jerking Off
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Driver May Be Jerking Off, Large, 9" x 4.5"
$9.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Only Gay Cops Give Me Tickets
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Only Gay Cops Give Me Tickets, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Gay Cruise)
Prank Postcards (Gay Cruise)
$9.99
Funny Warning Sticker - Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Funny Warning Sign - Don't Touch My Shit
Sign, Funny Warning Sign, Plastic, Don't Touch My Shit, 10" x 6"
$9.99
Patch - When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass (Red)
Patch, Embroidered Patch, When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass (Red), 4" x 2"
$7.99
Funny Warning Sign - Get Your Own Fucking Tools, Large
Sign, Funny Warning Sign, Plastic, Get Your Own Fucking Tools, 15" x 10"
$14.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Driver May Be Jerking Off
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Driver May Be Jerking Off, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Has Huge Tits
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Has Huge Tits, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your Sister
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your Sister, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driving Fast Because About To Shit My Pants
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driving Fast Because About To Shit My Pants, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Gay Firefighters)
Prank Postcards (Gay Firefighter)
$19.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Gay Firefighters)
Prank Postcards (Gay Firefighter)
$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Thinking of You Dog Poop)
Prank Postcards (Thinking of You)
$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Sex Change Procedure)
Prank Postcards (Sex Change)
$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Herpes Treatment Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Herpes Treatment)
$9.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Ball Waxing Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Ball Waxing)
$19.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Ball Waxing Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Ball Waxing)
$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Anal Bleaching Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Anal Bleaching)
$9.99
Magnet - Buck Fiden (Fuck Joe Biden) (10" x 3")
Magnet, Buck Fiden (Fuck Joe Biden), 10" x 3" Magnetic Bumper Sticker
$7.99
Prank Product Box - Boob Enlargement Cream (10" x 7" x 3")Prank Product Box - Boob Enlargement Cream (10" x 7" x 3")
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Boob Enlargement Cream, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)
$9.99
Funny Warning Magnet - I'm Not Gay, But $20 is $20 (6" x 3")
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, I'm Not Gay, But $20 is $20, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3"
$7.49
Patch - I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A Look
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A Look, 4" x 1.5"
$7.99
Patch - Boobies Like Baby Toys, End Up In Your Mouth
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Boobies Are Like Baby Toys, Eventually They End Up In Your Mouth, 4" x 1.5"
$7.99
Patch - Love Is Like A Fart If You Have To Force It It's Just Shit!
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Love Is Like A Fart, If You Have To Force It, It's Just Shit!, 4" x 2"
$7.99
Patch - In Loving Memory Of When I Gave a Shit
Patch, Embroidered Patch, In Loving Memory Of When I Gave a Shit, 4" x 2"
$7.99 — Sold Out
Patch - I Knew It!!!!!! I'm Surrounded By Assholes!
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By Assholes!, 4" x 2"
$7.99
Patch - Everything I Needed To Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Everything I Needed To Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11, 4" x 3"
$7.99
Funny Warning Sign - Don't Touch My Shit, Large
Sign, Funny Warning Sign, Plastic, Don't Touch My Shit, 15" x 10"
$14.99