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Crude Novelty Products

Crazy Novelty Guy offers a large selection of "crude" novelty products. Many of these products are nasty, raunchy, offensive and down right repulsive. This is why we have these tucked away in this special little corner of our website.

If you are weak willed, easily offended, or otherwise have no sense of humor, this section of our website is not for you. Please turn back now!

However, if you want a good laugh and wish to view some of our best-selling unique novelty stickers, magnets and signs, please continue scrolling. 

Viewer discretion is advised! Enjoy!!!

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Prank Product Box - Anal Bleaching Kit (10" x 7" x 3")Anal Bleaching Kit Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Anal Bleaching Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Extra Small Condoms, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)Close-Up - Extra Small Condoms Joke Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Extra Small Condoms, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Herpes Test Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)Close-Up - Herpes Test Kit Joke Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Herpes Test Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Practical Joke DVD - Living With A MicropenisPractical Joke DVD - Living With A Micropenis DVD
Fake DVD For Pranks, Living With A Micropenis, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$7.99
Prank Product Box - Penis PumpClose-Up - Penis Pump Joke Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Penis Pump, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Prank Product Box - Budget Blow Up Doll (10" x 7" x 3")Budget Blow Up Doll Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Budget Blow Up Doll, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Prank Product Box - Manscaping KitClose-Up - Manscaping Kit Joke Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Manscaping Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Prank Product Box - Vaginal Wart Cream (10" x 7" x 3")Vaginal Wart Cream Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Vaginal Wart Cream, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Old School Masturbation Socks Prank ProductOld School Masturbation Socks
Old School Masturbation Socks (Includes Actual Socks), Pranks, Practical Jokes, Revenge, Send Directly To Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$15.49
3-Pack Oval Stickers - Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! (6" x 4")Bumper Stickers Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him!
3-Pack Bumper Stickers, Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him!, 6" x 4" Sale price$7.99
Practical Joke DVD - Granny FetishPractical Joke DVD - Granny Fetish Joke
Fake DVD For Pranks, Granny Fetish, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$7.99
Practical Joke DVD - Gerbil FetishPractical Joke DVD - Gerbil Fetish
Fake DVD For Pranks, Gerbil Fetish, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$7.99
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Home Vasectomy Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous)Close-Up - Home Vasectomy Kit Joke Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Home Vasectomy Kit, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Bumper Sticker - Band-Aid - FuckLifestyle Image - Band-Aid Bumper Sticker
Sticker, Bumper Sticker, Band-Aid, Fuck, Covers Scratches, Dents and Dings, 9.5" x 2.75" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnets - Set of 8 Prank Magnets (6" x 3" Each)Funny Warning Magnets - Made in the United States
Magnets, Funny Warning Magnets, Set of 8, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Each Sale price$24.99
Prank Product Box - Clown Pubes (10" x 7" x 3")Clown Pubes Crinkle Shred
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Clown Pubes, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Oval Magnet - Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! (6" x 4")Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! Truck
Magnet, Oval, Fuck Biden and Fuck You For Voting For Him! (Anti Joe Biden), 6" x 4" Sale price$7.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, STD Test Results) - 10 PostcardsPrank Postcards (10-Pack, STD Test Results) - Front of Postcard
Prank Postcards (STD Test Results) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Gay Cruise)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Gay Cruise)
Prank Postcards (Gay Cruise) Sale price$9.99
Guardian Bell - Handful (.75" x 1")Guardian Bell - Backside View of Bell
Guardian Bell, Metal, Handful, Breasts, Boobs, Boobies, Motorcycle Rider, Biker, Good Luck Bell, .75" x 1" Sale price$14.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Driver May Be Jerking OffWarning Magnet USA
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Driver May Be Jerking Off, Large, 9" x 4.5" Sale price$9.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Only Gay Cops Give Me TicketsFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Only Gay Cops Give Me Tickets, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Sticker - Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My ToolsSticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools, 6" x 3"
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Keep Your Dick Beaters Off My Tools, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sign - Don't Touch My ShitFunny Warning Signs - Made in the USA!
Sign, Funny Warning Sign, Plastic, Don't Touch My Shit, 10" x 6" Sale price$9.99
Patch - When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass (Red)Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass (Red), 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Sign - Get Your Own Fucking Tools, LargeFunny Warning Sign USA
Sign, Funny Warning Sign, Plastic, Get Your Own Fucking Tools, 15" x 10" Sale price$14.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Driver May Be Jerking OffFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Driver May Be Jerking Off, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Has Huge TitsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Has Huge Tits, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your SisterThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Touch My Car and I Will Fuck Your Sister, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driving Fast Because About To Shit My PantsThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driving Fast Because About To Shit My Pants, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Gay Firefighters)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Gay Firefighters) - Front of Postcard
Prank Postcards (Gay Firefighter) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Gay Firefighters)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Gay Firefighters) - Front of Postcard
Prank Postcards (Gay Firefighter) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Thinking of You Dog Poop)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Thinking of You Dog Poop)
Prank Postcards (Thinking of You) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Sex Change Procedure)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Sex Change Procedure)
Prank Postcards (Sex Change) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Herpes Treatment Appointment)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Herpes Treatment Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Herpes Treatment) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Ball Waxing Appointment)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Ball Waxing Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Ball Waxing) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Ball Waxing Appointment)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Ball Waxing Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Ball Waxing) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Anal Bleaching Appointment)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Anal Bleaching Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Anal Bleaching) Sale price$9.99
Magnet - Buck Fiden (Fuck Joe Biden) (10" x 3")Buck Fiden Pickup Truck
Magnet, Buck Fiden (Fuck Joe Biden), 10" x 3" Magnetic Bumper Sticker Sale price$7.99
Prank Product Box - Boob Enlargement Cream (10" x 7" x 3")Prank Product Box - Boob Enlargement Cream (10" x 7" x 3")Boob Enlargement Cream Sticker
Fake Product Box For Pranks, Boob Enlargement Cream, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$12.99
Funny Warning Magnet - I'm Not Gay, But $20 is $20 (6" x 3")Funny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, I'm Not Gay, But $20 is $20, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Patch - I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A LookMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A Look, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Boobies Like Baby Toys, End Up In Your MouthMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Boobies Are Like Baby Toys, Eventually They End Up In Your Mouth, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Love Is Like A Fart If You Have To Force It It's Just Shit!Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Love Is Like A Fart, If You Have To Force It, It's Just Shit!, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - In Loving Memory Of When I Gave a ShitMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, In Loving Memory Of When I Gave a Shit, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - I Knew It!!!!!! I'm Surrounded By Assholes!Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I Knew It! I'm Surrounded By Assholes!, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Everything I Needed To Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Everything I Needed To Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11, 4" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Sign - Don't Touch My Shit, LargeFunny Warning Sign USA
Sign, Funny Warning Sign, Plastic, Don't Touch My Shit, 15" x 10" Sale price$14.99