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Crude Novelty Products

Crazy Novelty Guy offers a large selection of "crude" novelty products. Many of these products are nasty, raunchy, offensive and down right repulsive. This is why we have these tucked away in this special little corner of our website.

If you are weak willed, easily offended, or otherwise have no sense of humor, this section of our website is not for you. Please turn back now!

However, if you want a good laugh and wish to view some of our best-selling unique novelty stickers, magnets and signs, please continue scrolling. 

Viewer discretion is advised! Enjoy!!!

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Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Does Not Give A Flying Fuck (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Funny Warning Sticker - Two Heads, Enough Blood Operate One At TimeThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Funny Warning Sticker - Bearded For Her PleasureThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Funny Warning Sticker - I Rode The Short BusThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Funny Warning Sticker - Knew It, I'm Surrounded By AssholesThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Funny Warning Sticker - God Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks AssholeThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Bumper Sticker - Nosey Little F*cker Aren't You Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - No Habla Espanol! This Is America Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - If You Ride My Ass, I Won't Let You Pass Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - I Wish I Was Rich Instead Of Just Well Hung Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - A Hard Man Is Good To Find Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - Legalize Decriminalize Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - Peace, Love, Marijuana Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - Warning - Don't Touch My Shit Made In The USA
Bumper Sticker - I Have Sex Daily. I Mean Dyslexia! Made In The USA
The Shit Family PlateUSA
Bumper Sticker - 68 - You Do Me, I'll Owe You OneMade In The USA