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Crude Novelty Products

Crazy Novelty Guy offers a large selection of "crude" novelty products. Many of these products are nasty, raunchy, offensive and down right repulsive. This is why we have these tucked away in this special little corner of our website.

If you are weak willed, easily offended, or otherwise have no sense of humor, this section of our website is not for you. Please turn back now!

However, if you want a good laugh and wish to view some of our best-selling unique novelty stickers, magnets and signs, please continue scrolling. 

Viewer discretion is advised! Enjoy!!!

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Funny Warning Magnet - I Love Gay PornFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, I Love Gay Porn, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Driver Is GayFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Driver Is Gay, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Big Truck, Small PenisFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Big Truck, Small Penis, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Don't Touch My ShitFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Don't Touch My Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Ass, Gas or Grass - Nobody Rides For Free Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Ass, Gas or Grass, Nobody Rides For Free, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Sticker - Don't Touch My ShitFunny Warning Sticker Made in the USA
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Don't Touch My Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver Is MasturbatingThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver Is Masturbating, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - This Vehicle Doesn't Brake For ShitThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, This Vehicle Doesn't Brake For Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Bad Ass Motherfucker On BoardThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Bad Ass Motherfucker On Board, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Driver May Be Jerking OffThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Driver May Be Jerking Off, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - I Love Gay Porn (Spanish)This Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, I Love Gay Porn (Spanish), 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Money Talks and Bullshit WalksThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Money Talks and Bullshit Walks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Sticker - Nuttier Than Squirrel ShitThis Funny Warning Sticker is made in the United States
Sticker, Funny Warning Sticker, Nuttier Than Squirrel Shit, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.49
Bumper Sticker - I Wasn't Born Just To Feed Your Fat Ass Made In The USA
Sticker, Bumper Sticker, I Wasn't Born Just To Feed Your Fat Ass, 10" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Patch, Embroidered Patch (Iron-On or Sew-On), Magic Mushrooms Patch, Psychedelic Fungi's Fantasy, Trippy Cosmic Fairy Magical, 3" x 3"Patch, Embroidered Patch (Iron-On or Sew-On), Magic Mushrooms Patch, Psychedelic Fungi's Fantasy, Trippy Cosmic Fairy Magical, 3" x 3"
Patch, Embroidered Patch (Iron-On or Sew-On), Magic Mushrooms Patch, Psychedelic Fungi's Fantasy, Trippy Cosmic Fairy Magical, 3" x 3" Sale price$8.99
Patch, Embroidered Patch (Iron-On or Sew-On), Black And Green Cannabis Leaf Patch, Weed 420, 3" x 3"Patch, Embroidered Patch (Iron-On or Sew-On), Black And Green Cannabis Leaf Patch, Weed 420, 3" x 3"
Patch, Embroidered Patch (Iron-On or Sew-On), Black And Green Cannabis Leaf Patch, Weed 420, 3" x 3" Sale price$8.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, STD Test Results) - 25 PostcardsPrank Postcards (25-Pack, STD Test Results) - Front of Postcard
Prank Postcards (STD Test Results) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Thinking of You Dog Poop)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Thinking of You Dog Poop)
Prank Postcards (Thinking of You) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Sex Change Procedure)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Sex Change Procedure)
Prank Postcards (Sex Change) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Micropenis Support Group)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Micropenis Support Group)
Prank Postcards (Micropenis Support) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Micropenis Support Group)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, Micropenis Support Group)
Prank Postcards (Micropenis Support) Sale price$9.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Herpes Treatment Appointment)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Herpes Treatment Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Herpes Treatment) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Gay Cruise)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Gay Cruise)
Prank Postcards (Gay Cruise) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Anal Bleaching Appointment)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, Anal Bleaching Appointment)
Prank Postcards (Anal Bleaching) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (25-Pack, LGBTQ+ Society of America)Prank Postcards (25-Pack, LGBTQ+ Society of America)
Prank Postcards (LGBTQ+ Ally) Sale price$19.99
Prank Postcards (10-Pack, LGBTQ+ Society of America)Prank Postcards (10-Pack, LGBTQ+ Society of America)
Prank Postcards (LGBTQ+ Ally) Sale price$9.99
Practical Joke DVD - Repulsive LoserPractical Joke DVD - Repulsive Loser DVD Prank
Fake DVD For Pranks, Repulsive Loser Guy, Send Directly To The Person You Want To Embarrass (100% Anonymous) Sale price$7.99
Refrigerator Magnet - Aspire To Be The Man You Pretend To Be Joe Rogan Quote - 5" x 3"Funny Refrigerator Magnet, Aspire To Be The Man You Pretend To Be Joe Rogan Quote, 5" x 3"
Funny Refrigerator Magnet, Aspire To Be The Man You Pretend To Be Joe Rogan Quote, 5" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Refrigerator Magnet - I Just Call Everyone F*cker Gender Neutral - 5" x 3"Funny Refrigerator Magnet, I Just Call Everyone F*cker Gender Neutral, 5" x 3"
Funny Refrigerator Magnet, I Just Call Everyone F*cker Gender Neutral, 5" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Refrigerator Magnet - Man Versus Woman Sex Logic - 5" x 3"Funny Refrigerator Magnet, Man Versus Woman Sex Logic, 5" x 3"
Funny Refrigerator Magnet, Man Versus Woman Sex Logic, 5" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Oval Magnet - F**k Biden and F**k You For Voting For Him! (Censored Version) (6" x 4") F**k Biden and F**k You For Voting For Him! (Censored Version) Truck
Magnet, Oval, F**k Biden and F**k You For Voting For Him! (Anti Joe Biden), 6" x 4" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Pussy Magnet (6" x 3")Funny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Pussy Magnet, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Door Tag Hanger - Do Not Enter, Bashing The Bishop (4" x 9")Door Hanger - Made in the USA
Door Knob Hanger, Metal, Do Not Enter, Bashing The Bishop (Practical Jokes), 4" x 9" Sale price$9.99
Guardian Bell - DILLIGAF (Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck) (.75" x 1")Guardian Bell, Metal, DILLIGAF (Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck), Motorcycle Good Luck Bell, .75" x 1"
Guardian Bell, Metal, DILLIGAF (Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck), Motorcycle Good Luck Bell, .75" x 1" Sale price$14.99
Aluminum Metal Sign - Don't Shoplift (9" x 12")This sign is made in the USA
Sign, Metal, No Shoplifting Sign, 9" x 12" Sale price$16.99
Embroidered Patch - Try Burning This Flag Asshole (2.5" x 3.5")Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Try Burning This Flag Asshole, 2.5" x 3.5" Sale price$7.99
Stupid People Glow Sticks, Snap/Shake Until Light Comes OnMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Stupid People Glow Sticks, Snap/Shake Until Light Comes On, 4" x 2.5" Sale price$7.99
Zipper Pull - Pot Leaf (1.25" x 1.25")This pewter zipper pull is made in the United States
Zipper Pull, Metal, Pot Leaf (Marijuana), 1.25" x 1.25" Sale price$12.99
Patch - I Wouldn't Need Anger Management If You Would Stop Pissing Me OffMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I Wouldn't Need Anger Management If You Would Stop Pissing Me Off, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Don't Like My Attitude...Call 1-800-Piss-OffMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Don't Like My Attitude... Call 1-800-Piss-Off, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Boobies Make Me SmileMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Boobies Make Me Smile, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Bad Ass Girls Ride Bad Ass Toys Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Bad Ass Girls Ride Bad Ass Toys, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Protect Freedom of Speech - How Else Will We Know Who The Assholes Are?Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Protect Freedom of Speech, How Else Will We Know Who The Assholes Are?, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy WhoreMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - God Gave Men 2 Heads But Only Enough Blood To Run 1 At A TimeMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, God Gave Men 2 Heads But Only Enough Blood To Run 1 At A Time, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass (Blue)Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass (Blue), 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Boobies - Proving Men Can Focus On 2 Things At OnceMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Boobies, Proving Men Can Focus On 2 Things At Once, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Life's All About Ass, Covering It, Kicking It, Kissing It, Or Trying To Get ItMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Life's All About Ass, Covering It, Kicking It, Kissing It, Or Trying To Get It, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99