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Humorous Stickers, Magnets & Signs

One of Crazy Novelty Guy's specialties is humorous magnets, bumper stickers and patches. Humor is our specialty here at Crazy Novelty Guy. If you are looking for a good laugh, browse our selection of bumper stickers, magnets and patches below.

If you are looking for something a little more on the wild side, also be sure to check out our collection of Crude Novelty Products. Warning, these products are not for the sensitive or easily offended.

Shop now for a funny bumper sticker, hilarious magnet or patch!

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Patch - When I Drink I Break Out In HandcuffsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, When I Drink I Break Out In Handcuffs, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - I'm No Rose, But I Can Be A PrickMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I'm No Rose, But I Can Be A Prick, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - I Hate Being Bipolar It's AwesomeMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I Hate Being Bipolar It's Awesome, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct TapeMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, When I Want Your Opinion I'll Remove The Duct Tape, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
If The U.S.A. Was A Car, Our Check President Warning Light Would Be On!Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, USA Was Car, Check President Light Would Be On, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Should Hear What Voices In My Head Calling YouMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Should Hear What Voices In My Head Calling You, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Going Socialist At Least Give Us Free VodkaMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Going Socialist, At Least Give Us Free Vodka, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Magnet - 0.0 I Don't Run (6" x 4")This magnet is made in the United States
Magnet, Oval, 0.0 I Don't Run (26.3 Spoof, Parody, Joke), 6" x 4" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Politicians Depend On You Not Asking Too Many QuestionsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Politicians Depend On You Not Asking Too Many Questions, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - The Problem With Most Bikes Is The Nut Connecting The Bars To The SeatMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, The Problem With Most Bikes Is The Nut Connecting The Bars To The Seat, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - The Problem With Common Sense Is That Most People Are MoronsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, The Problem With Common Sense Is That Most People Are Morons, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - The More I Meet People, The More I Love My DogMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, The More I Meet People, The More I Love My Dog, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - The Party's Not Over 'Till You Smile For The MugshotMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, The Party's Not Over 'Till You Smile For The Mugshot, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Sure I Love Jesus It's His Fan Club That Bothers MeMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Sure I Love Jesus, It's His Fan Club That Bothers Me, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Give Me Life, Liberty And The Right To Defend Myself From IdiotsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Give Me Life, Liberty, And The Right To Defend Myself From Idiots, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - I Love Humanity It's People I Can't Stand - Albert EinsteinMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, I Love Humanity, It's People I Can't Stand, Albert Einstein, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong, A Tax Is A Fine For Doing WellMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong, A Tax Is A Fine For Doing Well, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - If Government Is The Answer, It Was A Stupid QuestionMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, If Government Is The Answer, It Was A Stupid Question, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - If Illegal Aliens Are Undocumented Workers Then Drug Dealers Are Unlicensed PharmacistsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, If Illegal Aliens Are Undocumented Workers, Then Drug Dealers Are Unlicensed Pharmacists, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - God Must Loves Stupid People He Made So ManyMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, God Must Loves Stupid People, He Made So Many, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Heavily Medicated For Your ProtectionMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Heavily Medicated For Your Protection, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Don't Steal - The Government Hates CompetitionMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Caution - Does Not Play Well With OthersMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Caution, Does Not Play Well With Others, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Despite The Look On My Face...You're Still TalkingMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Despite The Look On My Face... You're Still Talking, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - A Drunk Mans Words Are A Sober Mans ThoughtsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, A Drunk Mans Words Are A Sober Mans Thoughts, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - A Drunk Mans Words Are A Sober Mans ThoughtsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, A Drunk Mans Words Are A Sober Mans Thoughts (Black, White Text), 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Bikers Against Dumb Drivers (Black, White Trim)Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Bikers Against Dumb Drivers (Black, White Trim), 4" x 1" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Drinking Doesn't Cause Hangovers Waking Up Does!Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Drinking Doesn't Cause Hangovers Waking Up Does!, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Work Harder Millions On Welfare Depend on YouMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Work Harder, Millions On Welfare Depend on You, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Stupidity Will Be Dealt With AccordinglyMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Stupidity Will Be Dealt With Accordingly, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us And He Wants Us To Be Happy- Ben FranklinMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Beer Is Proof God Loves Us And Wants Us To Be Happy, Ben Franklin, 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Where The Hell Was I Last NightMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Where The Hell Was I Last Night, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - You Look Like I Need Another DrinkMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, You Look Like I Need Another Drink, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is SilverMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Silence Is Golden, Duct Tape Is Silver, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - My Sole Purpose In Life Is To Serve As A Warning To OthersMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, My Sole Purpose In Life Is To Serve As A Warning To Others, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Self Medicated For Your ProtectionMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Self Medicated For Your Protection, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - You're a Special Kind of StupidMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, You're a Special Kind of Stupid, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Window Decal - Shed Happens, Play on Words (4.5" Wide)Vinyl Decal - USA
Decal, Window Decal, Shed Happens, 4.5" Wide Sale price$7.49
Funny Warning Magnet - Cowboy Butts Drive Me NutsWarning Magnet USA
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts, Large, 9" x 4.5" Sale price$9.99
Patch - Ride It Like You Stole ItMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Ride It Like You Stole It, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Nobody's Ol' Man (Old Man)Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Nobody's Ol' Man (Old Man) Sale price$7.99
Patch - Nobody's Ol' Lady (Old Lady)Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Nobody's Ol' Lady (Old Lady), 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - I Am The Side ChickFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, I Am The Side Chick, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Love Dogs, Especially With BBQ SauceFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Love Dogs, Especially With BBQ Sauce, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Cowboy Butts Drive Me NutsFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts, Practical Jokes, Gags, Pranks, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Funny Warning Magnet - Touch My Tools and DieFunny Warning Magnet Made in the United States
Magnet, Funny Warning Magnet, Touch My Tools and Die, 6" x 3" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Long In The Balls, Short In The BrainsMade In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Long In The Balls, Short In The Brains, 4" x 1.5" Sale price$7.99
Patch - Keep It Up, I Need Another Felony Conviction (Red)Made In The USA
Patch, Embroidered Patch, Keep It Up, I Need Another Felony Conviction (Red), 4" x 2" Sale price$7.99